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1. You get extremely sketched out and worry you’re about to be assaulted any time a stranger tries to say hi to you in passing, or God forbid, start up a conversation. Bitch, I don’t know you, quit tryna talk to me. 2. Your love for grits far surpasses that of any person who’s grown up knowing grits are a thing. 3. Swap out “grits” in the above item for “Chick Fil-A,” “biscuits,” “fried green tomatoes,” you get the idea. You’re a kid in a candy store. A fried, butteryRead More

-Melanie Iglesias- Twitter: @MelanieIglesias Instagram: melanieiglesias Known for: Being unreasonably gorgeous; appearing on MTV’s Girl Code and Guy Code. -If you can find a hotter lady than New York native Melanie Iglesias, please let us know, because it might just be impossible. After getting her start as a model (no surprise there), Melanie has expanded into a recurring role on MTV’s hit Girl Code and Guy Code series…because who doesn’t love getting advice from a beautiful woman? If you’re not already following Melanie on Instagram and Twitter, you’re probably in the minorityRead More

So before I published “5 Things About Which I Refuse to Believe the Hype” on Writtalin, I actually submitted it to Thought Catalog first. I waited about 15 minutes and since they didn’t respond right away I figured they rejected it, and since I’m impatient af, I put it up on Writtalin instead. Not that Writtalin is my second choice or anything because Writtalin is the essence of my being and I owe my life to Writtalin and please don’t fire me #TYBG. Anyway apparently some bitch was REALLY offendedRead More

-Iliza Shlesinger- Twitter: @Iliza Instagram: ilizas Known for: Being a kickass comedienne and winning NBC’s Last Comic Standing. -What’s better than a really hot girl? Duh, a really hot girl who’s also hilarious! Meet Iliza Shlesinger, winner of the sixth season of NBC’s Last Comic Standing. Not only is Iliza gorgeous – as you can see on her Instagram account – but this lady is hilarious. Frankly, I’d be hard-pressed to think of any girl I’d rather share a six-pack of Keystone Light with. Check out some pictures of Iliza below, andRead More

Although I wear high-waisted shorts, crop tops, and big-rimmed glasses every day, I am not a hipster! (See: hip-hop, see: I don’t shop at American Apparel, see: don’t like trash ‘staches, see: my intense love for guys who look like thug rappers). At the same time, the one thing I’m really hipster-y about is that I refuse to believe the hype. So much so, in fact, that when something has hype surrounding it, I’m automatically turned off to it. This has caused me to miss out on a lot of awesomeRead More

So yesterday we came across this on the Internet: A Dutch, all-female band named ADAM recorded themselves trying to sing a song…while pleasuring themselves with vibrators and having orgasms. Interesting idea? Yes. Shock value? Yes. Good publicity stunt? DEFINITELY. See what happened below. No word on if the group is going to try this tactic while singing Usher’s “Climax” next…we think they’d be more successful.Read More

I’ve honestly been thinking about writing this list for a while because I love rappers, and while most of my friends and probably a good chunk of the internet think I’m just some big groupie, I don’t want to hook up with every black guy with a mixtape or a Soundcloud profile, I swear! And in order to prove that to you, I’ve come up with a list of my top 5 rappers I’d love to kick it with in a totally platonic and not at all sexual way.  Read More

A while ago I wrote an extremely coherent and intelligently worded post on my personal blog, which later appeared on Betches Love This, about why I hate it when dudes ask me to “come over and watch a movie.” Since then I’ve gotten a lot of shit from guys being all, “I don’t see what the big deal is, I pull that move all the time, it’s great and super effective,” blah blah blah. Okay, so I guess I wasn’t clear enough the first time so I’m coming back at youRead More

Madison Elaine Chertow is our CoverGirl for May 2014. Madison is an LA-based model and fashion editor for a magazine in Malibu, CA. This hottie comes from the sun-splashed California cliffs, and she’s the perfect fit for the month that will transition us into the glorious days of summer. Learn a little more about Madison below, and then, of course, we have some pictures you might be interested in! As always, unless you hate beautiful women, go follow Madison on Twitter and Instagram . It’s the right thing to do, and you’llRead More

When it comes to your favorite musical artist, or I guess just any celebrity in general, there’s a fine line between being a fan and being a Stan. Between fandom and Standom, between fanaticism and Stan-aticism, between…you get the idea. In case you don’t know what a Stan is, I will kindly direct you to this Eminem song: Um, so yeah. I am kind of a Stan for one music artist in particular. Although I’m not gonna tell you who it is so as to protect my integrity, I willRead More

I just got back from Counterpoint in Georgia which was my first music festival, aside from “that time I spent 5 days back in October chasing rappers around Atlanta,” aka the A3C Hip-Hop Festival. This time I did the whole “sleep in a tent for three days and don’t shower” thing, and I learned a lot. Thankfully I’m not being selfish with the wisdom and I’m choosing to share my knowledge with you because I’m #based. 1. Don’t wear a leotard I know, I know, you see that neon greenRead More

-Caitlin Rice- Twitter: @CaitlinRiceFit Instagram: caitlinricefit Known for: Being a really hot fitness nut with a zillion Instagram followers. -Caitlin Rice might not be the most notable person we’ve featured in this space, but she might just have the best body of any lady to grace our #WCW feature. Caitlin is a gorgeous Canadian lady who hits the gym 1000x harder than you do. There’s something special about a girl with model-quality looks…who can still kick your ass. Caitlin is a fitness enthusiast who trains hard and will probably make youRead More

I firmly believe that when it comes to dating, texting is the actual devil. It is the demise of dozens of relationships and one text can be a game changer for countless others. One text can keep someone up all night in a ball of anxiety, and one vibration of a phone can send someone into a nervous tizzy. If it were up to me, texting would be strictly for use between friends. And not the, “Oh my god, I’m so not into him at all,” friends, I mean actualRead More

“One can’t. But Toucan.”   “Suga’ suga’ how you get so fly?”   “Damn girl, you SO Foxy”     “Hold still, I’m gonna give you Macaque”   “Gurl gimme that Octopussy”   “I wanna hump you so bad right now.”   “You make me SO horny!”  Read More

-Gigi Hadid- Twitter: @GiGiHadid Instagram: gigihadid Known for: Being a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, and being incredibly gorgeous in general. -Gigi Hadid is a blonde bombshell with just the right amount of exotic influence, making her a truly unique beauty in a world full of blonde ladies. This 19-year old hottie is the daughter of Mohamed Hadid, an extremely wealthy real estate developer, and Yolanda Foster, of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fame. While Gigi’s parents have since split, let’s all thank them for coming together to create something this beautiful. Here areRead More