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Sarah Clayton is our CoverGirl for March 2014. Hailing from Pennsylvania, this babe has been published in Playboy and Maxim, to name a few, but we were lucky enough to snag her as our Girl of the Month for the first month of spring. And like any girl who’s had to deal with some Nor’easters while living by the Atlantic, Sarah is looking forward to the warmer months ahead. Find out more about Sarah and check out our HQ photos below. Then, follow her on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook forRead More

Everyone knows the difference between the cute girl who lives next door and the idiot with bolt -ons at the end of the bar.  One makes you keep dummy mail in your mailbox so you can pretend to check it every time you hear her car pull up and the other makes you want to slam woo woos with her until you can’t remember your name and then go partake in some sweaty debauchery.  But these women are neither of those and nowhere in between.  These beautiful women define class and sophistication. Rashida JonesRead More

If you desperately need financial advice, there’s a good chance even the mention of money just caused you a minor heart attack. Even if you don’t desperately need financial advice, if you’re anything like me, there’s still a good chance your face is twitching because budgeting is always The Sucks. So before we begin, here’s some nice music, photos of beaches, and encouraging advice: Calm down, captain. YOU GOT THIS. Now. It’s business time. While I ain’t no Warren Buffett, I’d like to think I have some experience with savingRead More

I love Wednesdays, and so should you. This week we give you the absolutely stunning Jade Elizabeth. -Jade Roper- Twitter: @naturallyjade Instagram: jade_in_la Known for: Being on The Bachelor, being featured in Playboy, and being gorgeous in general. -In all of our time finding gorgeous women for our #WCW feature, this beauty might take the cake. Jade was on The Bachelor’s most recent season, has been featured on theCHIVE before, and in Playboy (NSFW), but we still think she’s lacking the recognition she deserves for being a bonafide 10/10. ThisRead More

Landscapes and portraits are just fantastic, but our friend Michael Williams does some crazy-cool tricks to make his photographs stand out. Michael uses steel wool to create some of the most breathtaking pictures we’ve seen…and we think that you’ll agree. Check out more of Michael’s captivating photography here.                    Read More

Last week, Duke University’s student-run newspaper, The Chronicle, reported a story that has since become a viral phenomenon: a freshman girl at the university, referred to only as “Lauren,”  is working as a porn “star” to help pay for her tuition (not sure why every porn actress is referred to as a “star,” but that is a discussion for another time). Predictably, this discussion has led to an all-out shitstorm in our society, which seems to be more accepting of alternative lifestyles by the day – for better and for worse. In noRead More

My last post might have gotten you started on some thoughts for piercings, maybe in addition to my previous musings on tattoos. Hopefully I’ve shed some light on the deal-io with common body modifications and I didn’t send you running. That part about infections was pretty fucking gnarly, though. Anyway, today I aim to poke into some more touchy areas (see what I did there?). Incidentally, do you think I use parentheses too much? Unlike tattoos, you get second-chances with piercings. You can always take them out. Here is oneRead More

-1- How to Sharpen a Knife with a whetstone First off, you need a whetstone and some form of lubricant.  Spit will work but you can use the special sharpening oil if no one ever taught you how to spit.  You can also you use sex lube.  I’m sure it will work.  Some stones will have more than one surface and which one you use will be determined by how jacked up your blade is.  If your blade looks like it was confused with a hammer at one point, then youRead More

Before you have a rage stroke, that’s not just another clickbait headline. It’s true and I’ll tell you why. First, let’s back up and take a moment to bask in the majesty of the Internet. In terms of sheer size, scope, and overall effect on humanity, it’s a pretty sweet invention–maybe even one of the most important inventions of all human history. (Obviously, the #1 most important will always be melted cheese.) Almost everything in the developed world has been revolutionized by and now depends on the internet: shopping, universityRead More

Piercing is the new black. Okay, maybe it’s the old black. I know, I know, piercings became cheesy and cliché the minute AJ from the Backstreet Boys paired up a couple silver lobe-loops with some medium-hold/high-shine hair gel and a fedora for the “I Want It That Way” video (dope pants, btw…I digress.) Maybe the 90’s eye-brow rings stay there with the Backstreet Boys (though I think we agree wall-ball needs to make a comeback) but people, I promise you a well-placed piece of metal can be the most funRead More

  Time to get over hump day the only way that is scientifically proven to work: hot women. One such woman is the lovely Ashley Sky. -Ashley Sky- Twitter: @TheAshleySky Instagram: ashleysky Known for: Modeling work (duh, have you seen her?) in commercials, magazines, & more. You can see her portfolio here. -Who has been featured in a Kanye West music video, made the cover of several magazines, named in Maxim’s Top 100, and has an Instagram account with an insane 820,000 followers? The answer is Miami’s Ashley Sky, aRead More

Think you know what will make you happy?  Science says you’re probably wrong.  The good news is you only have to be correct enough.   As Americans, we swarm for the latest mobile devices, new cars make us feel like new people, and the clothing sales ensure that we look like our friends.  Humans are pretty bad at determining what will give them lasting happiness or contentment, and because of this, there’s big business in cars, electronics, and jewelry.  There’s also big business in debt reduction, payday loans, gym memberships,Read More

You know what ultra-sucks? Not being a kid anymore. When you’re small, school is literally a bunch of games. Everything is interesting. You can get away with murder. I remember when I was at the zenith of my bucktoothed adorableness I broke into my neighbor’s house in order steal their kid’s kickball and got away with it (I also ate most of their peanut butter straight out of the jar. With my fingers. And I regret NOTHING). Yep, being a kid pretty much rules, and even angsty adolescents generally don’tRead More

Just a few days until THE DAY. For some of you, it’s the day that you’ve had high hopes for since February 15th of LAST year, but for some of you, it’s the day that you’ve been hoping finds you either A) single and happily unattached or B) ANYTHING but single and forever alone. Now, I’m not the most romantic female on the planet, but I am a woman after all, so I’ve got a little sweetness in me somewhere. I’ve been on both sides of the coin here- I’ve been blissfullyRead More

Wednesday, the best day of the week. We have another lovely lady for you today. Meet Emma Frain. -Emma Frain- Twitter: @emfrain Instagram: thefrainbow Known for: Being featured in FHM Magazine, being generally gorgeous.  -Emma Frain is our WCW this week, and it ain’t too hard to see why…one look at her extremely popular Instagram account will convince you pretty quickly that Emma is one of the most beautiful girls on planet earth right now. Like last week’s hottie, Emma hails from England. What can we say? They make ’emRead More