Remember middle school boyfriends? It’s just like that only no braces, better clothes and communication, and more confidence. He’s not asexual. He’s not a virgin or a priest. He’s Mormon. I’m dating a Mormon. What does that mean? Well, like other unfun religions, Mormons do not endorse premarital sex. So that leaves us with a few choices. We could get married, break the rules, or not have sex. Since marriage is forever and breaking the rules would mean going against his beliefs, one of us chose the Not Having Sex
Read MoreDon’t judge me for being on OKCupid because I know you’re probably thinking of how to describe yourself in three words at this very exact moment. I mean, I guess much like the “10 Internet Articles” article, if you begin to notice patterns in the online pickup lines you’re getting, maybe it’s time to go on a real date. Or maybe it’s just time to compile those pickup lines into a list that you then proceed to post on the internet. I don’t know. Do you, bbys. 1. The Holiday
Read MoreAs a twenty-something year-old woman living in a city that is highly populated with single individuals, I have become quite familiar with Tinder. Newly single, ready to mingle, and hungry for Pringles, I committed to eating for a work week only while on Tinder dates. I approached each date with the intention of getting to know each man and considering him in my dating life post-meal. However, as an individual notorious for her hanger (the dangerous combination of hungry and angry), I realized it was crucial to be strategic in
Read MoreIf the rise of superhero movies has taught us anything lately, it’s that audiences still crave stories about lone heroes taking on a world of injustice (seriously, to the tune of $95 million for the second weekend of Captain America: The Winter Soldier). Spider Man, Batman, The Man of Steel, heck, even movies like Divergent, 300, and The Hunger Games all prove it; people are obsessed with stories about someone with powerful, unique inner potential. Has anyone ever watched Bond, James Bond, kicking ass and taking names while looking slick
Read MoreIt disheartens me to admit this, but the following are nonfiction accounts, both of friends and my own, of ways to really freak guys out. They may have been committed with favorable intentions, but the outcome of each involved a male ending up thoroughly disturbed. I can’t conceptualize the workings of the male mind, and although these actions seemed like the best way to communicate at the time, they irrevocably translated to the traumatization of a few men. If you have a guy in mind that you need to get rid of, here
Read MorePlease note: It is highly recommended that you step off your Pussy Riot pedestal prior to reading this article. Now, ladies: We do not shed all responsibility for our actions the moment we start drinking. Responsible adults are able to make responsible decisions. “I was SO drunk” is not an excuse. You do not become a victim the moment you suck down your first vodka tonic. Women love to blame men for just about everything that happens during a night out, but let’s be honest—you know your limit and if
Read MoreI knew it right away, after our first date, heading back to my apartment on the Metro line eight; this girl was different, awesomely different. We talked for hours as we wandered at dusk from the bars on Ile St. Louis to bars on Cité, listening to street musicians. Maybe it was Paris, maybe I became mature enough to chill out and go with the flow (probably not), or maybe it’s that she’s just a uniquely awesome girl (probably so), but also, maybe it’s just European women. In any case,
Read MoreI laughed with girlfriends over drinks in regard to the female phenomenon of making excuses for the guys we date. We admitted to how pathetic we could be, constructing covers for their lack of communication and attention, “He just has had a really busy week,” “He is just scared of how much he likes me.” We discussed these delusions that we make up in our minds in response to a text that takes less time to type and send than it does to fart. I am fatigued from generating the reassurance
Read MoreYou’ll know when you’ve met “The One.” That’s what they tell you. Who really knows if that myth exists? You hear it as a child and it’s ingrained into you. Society seems to revolve around this idea of perfect monogamous bliss. It’s the cog in the wheel that keeps civilization going. That ever-elusive enigma they call love. Everyone around you starts to pair up. You see the excitement and love in their eyes and think to yourself, “My time must be coming.” Years pass. Even girlfriends, crushes, and flings pass.
Read MoreFeeling forlorn about the weekend ending? Did your dog just get hit by a car? Is March Madness making you, well, mad? Do you just want to curl up and die in your Happy Meal that you bought just to cheer yourself up? There is no faster way to regain composure and cheer than learning about another person’s embarrassing moments. In the hopes of turning your frown upside down I would like to leave you with my four most embarrassing moments that I wish I was making up. 1.
Read MoreMonogamous relationships can be hard sometimes, but if both parties are willing to work at it, there are a lot of things you can do to keep the love lasting for a long, long time; if that”s what you desire best online payday loans. You might not want to make things work and if that”s the case… there are some awesome ways to break up with someone, without really breaking up with them. Here are some things I believe will make the long haul easier in any relationship. 1.
Read MoreI have spent the majority of my teenage and adult years as a mindful observer of the dating scene. For the most of my college career, I played the role of the single friend that dished out (solicited) relationship advice and built her buddies back up after brutal breakups. Occasionally, I caught flak from friends and family for not experiencing enough of the dating scene first-hand. Apparently it’s a widely accepted notion that the only way to determine what you want and need out of relationships is to work your
Read MoreWhoever said that breaking up with someone is hard to do was probably doing it the right way. And when you’re involved in a serious relationship, the break-up can be as colossal and gruesome as the casualties of the Civil War. However, a break-up after dating for only a few weeks, or even a few months, only has to be as mildly uncomfortable as a secret wedgie. You haven’t been dating quite long enough to warrant a face-to-face break-up, or even a voicemail, but it needs to end. We’re above
Read MoreSometimes we need a little pick-me-up. Spring is approaching, and with weddings and reunions on the calendar, we will be reunited with friends we haven’t seen in awhile because we are done hibernating and the sun is out. You’re going to be asked about your profession, your love life, and if you’ve signed up for any half-marathons. Panic can present itself when we are thrown into these events after a winter of eating Girl Scout cookies and Tinder dates (not eating the dates…you know what I mean). Here are five simple steps
Read MoreWith public transportation run-ins, Tinder, OKcupid, Grouper and nights out on the town, young adulthood boasts an impressive collection of resources to meet people, presenting us with options and people we may not have ever met otherwise, proving to be both a good and bad thing. Below is a collection of men you just shouldn’t date under any circumstances. 1. The Travel Titan What happens abroad should stay abroad. Just because you realize a foreign-landed fling has moved to the same city as you, you do not need to
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