1. Mr. Rogers Yes, I do fancy a wholesome man in a cardigan like any other person, but envision the processes and melodies involved in getting intimate with a man who sings over buttoning his sweaters. The action of sock removal in the heat of the moment would also be paired with a song to guide you through it. This would occur for every clothing item removal and position change…any transition really. Don’t engage in hanky-panky with Mr. Rogers unless you have seven hours. 2.
Read MoreLesbehonest…I had McDonald’s for lunch today. And for breakfast yesterday. Possibly multiple times this week. When it comes to being healthy and working out, it takes a small miracle to get me anywhere near kale and/or a treadmill. But as I grow older, I’m not-so-subtly often reminded of the reality of a declining metabolism and drooping physique. Enter the gym. Actually, more like gyms. I’ve cycled through (literally… I hate spin classes) a new gym almost monthly since graduating from college and attempting to be a real adult with a
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