She is always excited – OMG! Always has a witty come back She can give you words of encouragement She appreciates carbs as much as you do When you aren’t sure if you should go to Vegas… She reminds you what is important. She will love watching reality TV just as much as you do
Read MoreIn a recent article, San Diego was voted as the most tortured sports city. Both the Padres and Chargers do not have a single championship to their names since their introduction into professional sports in 1969 and 1970 (post-AFL), respectively. San Diego has also hosted a couple basketball teams (the Rockets and Clippers), but the market was never strong enough to keep them. I know, somewhere Champ Kind is crying into a plate of chicken wings. However, as a native San Diegan and avid Charger/Padre supporter, I felt inclined to
Read MoreShade is an attitude, a form of expression, a lifestyle. Below are some common faces of Shade that happen on the regular, and are always #judgingyou. 1. The “…hmmm” confused shade Examples of when and where this shade could be used: – When someone is trying to push their beliefs on you. – When the teacher is explaining the upcoming assignment. 2. The “… uhh whatever..” Shade Examples of when and where this shade could be used: – When someone beat you in a debate (i.e. Amber vs.
Read MoreWith the highly anticipated VMA performance now over and all the gushing aside, the question lingering in my mind is why are we praising the self acclaimed “Queen B.” Is it her voice? Is it her dancing? Honestly, I doubt people even know why they praise her. Yeah, her voice is good and she can do some mad choreography, but you never really hear anything about that. If it’s about her performance it’s more about how amazing her butt looked, OMG she’s pregnant, or she’s totally putting those divorce rumors
Read More First, you decide what kind of tone you want for the night Then, the pregame…aka probably the only part of the night you will remember You might confront your roommate about how they never clean up their shit You will probably end up at a bar and probably see something shocking Then you
Read MoreWell, fans of Writtalin, I’m back. I know you’ve all missed me terribly over these past several months, but I assure you, there is an excellent reason for my absence. I could blame work or my incessant travels, but there’s really only one acceptable response: I’ve been jamming out 24/7 to the amazing slew of new music 2014 has hurled my way. But Anthony, you ask. Isn’t there new music all the time? First of all, don’t interrupt me. And second of all, yes, but 2014 still puts its older
Read More 1. When you are out to dinner with that one friend that only has a credit card 2. When there is something in your contacts 3. When you are at a big family dinner 4. When you are at work hungover 5. When someone questions your driving ability 6. When you realize the Kardashians really aren’t that cool 7. When you are trying to diet… but pizza is forever 8. When your
Read MoreI’m not sure why people think it’s appropriate to post graphic material on social media. It’s one of the questions that perplex mankind; akin to “What’s the meaning of life?” or “What’s on the other side of a black hole?” or “If you’re so fancy, and I already know, then why do you feel the need to sing me a song about it?” Seemingly every day my Facebook feed blows up with memes about battered women and children, or a blog article about how a woman was brutally raped, or
Read MoreNoah Ritter apparently hasn’t been on live television before, but he is a natural! If this little ginger hasn’t made his way into your heart yet… be prepared. Not to sound dramatic — but he is the most adorable 5 year old on earth. “Aparentllyyyyyyy I went down the super slide and I was nearly scared haf to deaf!” I love this kid. I mean I would feel the same way going down the Super Slide! Then he got interviewed by Good Morning America and the cuteness continued… His
Read More1. White males are statistically wayyyyy more likely to be serial killers. Source. 2. If I go on a beach date with a white guy, I’ll have to stop my sea-frolicking every 30 minutes so he can put on sunscreen. Or worse, I’ll have to help him apply it on his back in those hard-to-reach places. I hate touching people’s backs. 3. My dad is white. I do not have daddy issues. 4. White guys listen to bands like Death Cab for Cutie and Panic! At the
Read MoreUnless you’re a trust-fund babe living in a coked-out fantasyland, you have a job. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 15.7 percent of us work in wholesale or retail trade. In other words, 15.7 percent of the workforce doesn’t remember what a weekend feels like. For some people, it’s the job they hope to have for years. For the rest of us, it’s simply a job we work while keeping our eyes wide open for bigger and better possibilities. While it seems like most of my friends have moved
Read MoreThis video should be considered and educational piece for guys to decide whether or not a girl will be “dateable.” Also, he clearly lays out how girls judge guys (money and hotness duh). The WASP of a man totally nailed it…I mean, every “Tiffany” I have met, was effing crazy. Please watch and take notes. (*note just jump to :53 when he starts doing the graph). Where my unicorns at?!
Read MorePosted On July 30, 2014By The Bored MillennialIn Ramblings
I swoon over a british accent as much as the next girl, but these 3 Brits are extra special. This article is going to be a bit more philosophical (bored millennial philosophical that is…) about 3 Brits who are talented and famous – I didn’t know such a thing could exist! They had their cake… and they are eating it too. And I would like to officially give them The Bored Millennial American Citizenship Certificate and/or adopt them to become my very own American adult children. So with that, below
Read MoreGrowing up, most adults will tell you how you need to experience the world while you’re young and that now is the time to travel the world. I’ve always wondered: what’s the rush? Is it really that bad to travel once you’ve settled down? Why would you only want to experience the world while you’re young? And I think I’ve finally figured it out. We live in a generation where we millennials seem to have it easy. We get the chance to experience life; go to college; fall in love a
Read MoreLet me start this off by saying not all “nice guys” are the same. (Though, it’s kind of hard to say that due to the vomit induced by this article). Some are genuinely kind people with full, rich personalities who take responsibility for where they finish in life. Others are two-dimensional assholes who believe their niceness gives them a certain right to women. There are two major conflicts I have with the offending article. The first is the concept that nice guys deserve anything–as if just being polite entitles you
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