Posted On May 7, 2014 By In Gallery, Girls, Manzone

The Hottest Painted Ladies This Side of Hell


Not a fan of chicks with ink? Well if these saucy lasses don’t change your mind, nothing will. Heads up: private browsing might be a good idea for any further, uh, research…

 Christina Perri

20120218122916Christina_PerriSongbird stunner.

El Wood


English glamour model with a fitting last name.

Christy Mack


Go Incognito on this one. Really.

Lass Suicide


A Scottish accent never sounded so good.

Valerie “Lights” Poxleitner

Valerie Poxleitner Wallpaper @

Mrs. Poxleitner makes shitty electropop. Luckily this Canuck doesn’t look nearly as awful as her music sounds. Just turn off the sound and you’re golden.

Hattie Watson


As hot as the fire on her head.

Mellisa Clarke


“Jaw on the ground, jaw on the ground. Lookin’ like a fool with your jaw on the ground!”

Annalee Suicide

Great Scot!

Dimples Suicide


SG really has a monopoly on this…

Kat Von D


 This wouldn’t be much of a list without her.

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Mike Burleson gets stupid ideas. These ideas then undergo a hellacious, bootcamp-style initiation, in which the cream of the crop that will make him look the most dumb are sifted out and given a rose. These ideas are uploaded to the Writtalin website for you to make fun of. A narcoleptic some of the time, he enjoys napping around the globe, self-confidence, and geriatric culture. Hailing from the Great Plains outside St. Louis, MO, Mike currently takes up lodging in Denver, and is pinching pennies to one day open a prairie dog farm. Other pastimes that help him to make sense of life include hiking, Seinfeld, watching dogs poop, poop humor, Dick Valentine. Put a little mustard on that mustard!