Record 29: San Francisco, Saturday, July 5th, 2014. Day.
Here ye here ye all you radders ‘n rollers! Dat Bar: BAR is straight opening its doors TONIGHT for an unofficially and totally incomparably lit 4th of July after-soiree! That’s right, it’s that summer season of sippin’, so trip on in for a coupla brews and kickback with Dat Bar: BAR’s in house groove dude, DJ dubblaLICKAbron! He’ll be lettin that bass drop all nite dear brahs and brahdesses, and word on the street is DJCM’s crushin’ the illest brat-pop dubwaver soundtrack for your eargasmic pleasure! No FOMO! Dig it totes awks for fawks and hawkety hawks trot trot box! Come get those smiley feels and put away a few cool bronsons while you’re at it! MAS, SAY YOU? Ain’t it tru tho? Coolies are discounted for every lady with their maybe-man, and gents with their that’s-for-sure-whirl-gurl with the rad snaps like fuhreal gazy! “Easy-peasy there my brother! Discounted bevs? Totes! But how much?” You may say. “11%, my friend from another dick-end!” Cop your entry tix now! Available via that dope new app, DBAR. Download dat new new NOW NOW! Just App Search: DBAR and BLAMMO CAMO and you’re APPed, fap! Don’t have a groovy gal pal or fly guy drive bi? Cruise in no matter the friend sitch dub dub breeze! We won’t ditch! Grab a coupla cool tastees slimmy pop lacidar hangs coolie brah brah brah OLOY!
Tags : Born on the 5th of July, Fiction, Misc, Miscellaneous, ramblings, series, Stories, writing
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