The Future Mrs. Soules and Some Bachelorettes: The Bachelor, Season 19 Finale

This season has ended in an entirely boring snoozefest, so I’m going to recap through tweets because that will at least make it a little bit more fun.

To recap: Whitney loves Chris, is all in. Becca loves love, could be dating a Ken doll. #thebachelor

— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) March 10, 2015

 

He’s proposing on the FARM?!? Not Bali or Mexico or the Dominican? The girls got SHAFTED. #TheBachelorFinale

— Bachelor Bros (@brobachelor) March 10, 2015

She’s crying AND she makes babies for a living? Well done, Whitney #TheBachelor #watchwithUs — Us Weekly (@usweekly) March 10, 2015

Chris is having trouble telling his sisters that he wants to have sex with Becca but wants Whitney to be his wife. — Beesh (@beccabeccag) March 10, 2015

I am concerned that this is going to give someone the idea to create a #TheBachelor-inspired show where orphans pick their new parents. — Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) March 10, 2015

Whitney’s confidence is amazing. #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/odzKe3VAyX — The Bachelor (@BachelorABC) March 10, 2015

Talking about love with your mom on TV is just the worst. #TheBachelor — Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 10, 2015

Doesn’t Becca know that honesty isn’t always the best policy on #thebachelor — Robyn Ross (@RobynRossTVG) March 10, 2015

Chris retreats to the manliest man-cave of a garage I have ever seen, to confer with his bros and his dad. #thebachelor — Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) March 10, 2015

Sister: Chris gets”defensiveness” about Becca. “He can’t articulate” what he likes. I’ll help! Rhymes with “that gas!” #thebachelor

— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) March 10, 2015

Is @C_Soules‘ mom right? Does Becca care more than she knows? #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/az0AEEvjGH — The Bachelor (@BachelorABC) March 10, 2015

This is like the John Hughes version of #TheBachelor. Does he choose the hot girl, or the sure thing?

— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) March 10, 2015

Becca and Chris relax in the hotel. Because producers have exhausted every other photogenic option in Iowa in winter? #thebachelor

— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) March 10, 2015

 

He asks your five year plan and you mention “long distance” again? Not good.

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