I’ve been in low places, like on the floor — in a matching sweat suit that wasn’t mine. While crying and kicking my feet, a teensy bit, like a two year-old in the peak of his tantrum. And the matching sweat suit was gray and didn’t belong to me and was the kind you purchase at Target in the men’s section for $11.99. And it belonged to my decently androgynous roommate who dated a pretty androgynous woman who wore the same kind of underwear. And when they walked by onRead More

Well, Spring is here, folks. And as you’re all gearing up for your spring break festivities, it’s time to try something new when you’re partying under the sun this season. What do I mean? Some awesome new drinks, of course! Luckily, our friends at Bulleit, Crown Royal, and Captain Morgan have you covered with some awesome new spring cocktails. Not into the hard stuff? Don’t worry! Chateau La Paws Chardonnay has a great new wine spritzer recipe for you. Check out all these delicious drinks below! Bulleit Rye Smash Ingredients: -1.25 oz.Read More

Record 26: Bakersfield, Friday, July 5th, 2013. Day. On Fridays this summer we go to the Aquatic Center where I do activities in the pool. Today is a Friday and so today I am having my swimming lesson while my mom and Francis eat hot dogs and drink diet soda at the barbecues. They are wearing their swimsuits but they don’t get in the pool very often, and it makes me wonder why I have to be the family swimmer. Right now I’m on my stomach with my arms stretchedRead More

It isn’t any secret that Novak Djokovic is a fun dude, or at least he seems that way on TV. But I often think, “what would it be like to hang out with him?” Not in a weird way. I don’t lie awake thinking about it, but it would be an interesting sort of bro gathering if one day it were to happen. Just in case it does happen, here are the 5 things we would definitely have to do: Singing In The Car It could be Britney Spears, TaylorRead More

Okay, I will never be the first person to say that getting a job when you’re allowed to is a bad thing, but I’ll also never be the person to say that getting a job is full of sunshine and rainbows and that it restores your faith in humanity, because it doesn’t– that’s a lie perpetuated by movies and TV and the occasional blogger. Nevertheless, I still have a job, for, y’know, college. To celebrate almost a full year in this particular job– whose nickname rhymes with Rickey Lee’s– I’veRead More

The thing about Tacos de Huicho, the most kickass taco place in town and probably the world, is that though they have kickass tacos they also have a not so kickass restroom setup. It’s not as bad as the one in my favorite Starbucks. The one that has the automatic light that seems to always turn off right in the middle of doing your thing. The one that seems to give up on you the way your high school English teacher did during your junior year. But it does onlyRead More

Jump around! The NCAA tournament may be back this week, but march madness really began this past weekend, in the tennis world. First it’s Indian Wells, then onto Miami to account for an exciting month of outdoor sports in this early spring. It’s become a ritual of sorts for many fans of the sport. People make the annual pilgrimage to these warm destinations from all over the country to escape the frigidness of northern cities. But it’s more than just the weather. For people who love the majors, I canRead More

You might already be celebrating this weekend, what with St. Patty’s Day right around the corner, or Buku Music + Arts Project in New Orleans (Tweet me if you’re here), but in all this excitement, you might have forgotten your favorite math-related holiday: Pi Day! You know, cause the date is 3.14? Special fact: Although 3/14 happens every year, this year’s date has more numbers in sequence than ever, and it only comes around once every hundred years–cause, you know, it’s 3.1415 (or 3/14/15 for those of you who haven’tRead More

He had a strong jaw with an athletic build.  He seemed endearing and kind, but with a bit of an edge to him also.  We were members of corporate America and walked the same streets of the city.  I liked what I saw, so I swiped right.  It was a match! It wasn’t until afterwards that I realized I probably should’ve swiped left. We chatted and sent normal people messages, an idea so foreign in the Tinder realm. He would be the first guy I might actually meet from thisRead More

As a 24-year-old, standing in front of my classroom full of high school sophomores is not something I find too difficult. I haven’t been far removed enough from high school to be completely out of touch. I still keep up with the latest pop music, Internet sensations, and relevant slang. It helps that my younger siblings who are still in high school help me stay “with it.” Of course, it is only natural to compare this new generation of teens with my own, but I think it leads to someRead More

Spring is in the air! The clocks have been adjusted to daylight savings time. The weather is getting warmer. Spring Break is coming up for students. And the rest of us our looking forward to a spring and summer filled with bikinis, beaches, and long days under the sun. Captain Morgan is pretty damn excited for all of these things too, and they have just released a new collection of white rums that will make this year’s warmer months feel tropical, no matter where you live. We’d like to introduceRead More

-Erica Hosseini- Twitter: @ericahosseini Instagram: ericahosseini Known for: Being a beautiful professional surfer. -Erica Hosseini is a gorgeous professional surfer from Newport Beach, California. This 27 year old beauty has the perfect beach body – the kind that gets us really excited for a springtime full of bikinis, beaches, and babes. Check out more of Erica’s smokin’ photos below, and then go give her a follow on Instagram and Twitter. You definitely will not regret it!                          Read More