1. Are crotchless panties still considered sexy if it’s due to wear n tear?
2. Are we human or are we dancer?
3. Why does diet coke make me feel more human?
4. Is it pathetic, weird, or thrifty to buy some of your bras from the little girl’s section as an adult?
5. Why is puberty part of God’s plan for us?
6. How often does the President have sex?
7. Which President was the most sexually active? (Clinton joke lurking here.)
8. What was the last thing you ate off the ground?
9. Is kissing your parents on the lips the gateway to incest? And WHY does anyone do this? Creepy!
10. At what age do nipple piercings become significantly less sexy? Are grandma nip rings a little much?
11. Do they have corn dogs in heaven?
12. Is Netflix an acceptable placeholder for a boyfriend?
13. What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he’s hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
Tags : Funny, Humor, life, Miscellaneous, questions
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