Things You Should Be Worrying About

Sometimes we get caught up worrying about the little things. We worry about the bills getting paid, our appearances, what others think of us, North Korea. I’m here to tell you that you shouldn’t sweat the small stuff. Here are some things that you should actually be worrying about.

Aliens

Odds are, they’re out there. Think about it. And if they are out there it’s only a matter of time before they come after us. I highly doubt humans are properly equipped to battle Extraterrestrials. Like, hello? Have you watched the news? We can’t even get our own s*** together.

The Afterlife

Is there one? And if there is, will there be a buffet table? Is there really a point to an afterlife if there’s not a buffet? Also, what religion should one practice to better the chances of being accepted into this hypothetical afterlife? Asking for a friend.

Cloning

How far have they gotten with that? Has the government been cloning people and withholding information from the general public? What if I’ve been cloned and don’t remember? What if one day I meet my clone? What if I don’t like it? What if it’s annoying? Conversely, what if I really like my clone and want to date it? Is that allowed? #SelfLove

Extinction

If it happened to the Dinosaurs it could happen to us.

Technology

It’s getting too advanced. What if computers turn on us? What about robots, where are we with robots? What if robots take over our society? What if we already have microchips implanted in our brains and don’t know and one day they’ll be activated and we won’t even have control over our own brain?

Just some thoughts. Happy Labor Day!

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