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Sometimes it’s the type of underwear or just the shape of your darling butt.  Other times it’s because of certain movements or a school bully.  Whatever the cause, most of us can agree that a wedgie is an uncomfortable and awkward secret lurking in our pants, and it needs to go away.  You have to pick it.  You can’t spend another second with your underwear swallowed by your ass.  Here are some tips for public excavation:   1. Coat Pockets These are ideal for frontal wedgies.  With your coat buttonedRead More

Chances are, if you’re reading this website, you’re somewhere in the same broad demographic that I am: 18 – 35. I read a lot of similar sites and try to consume content written by people who are in similar places in their lives. It helps me, in some ways, to know that people go through the same struggles as other people. To that end, many of the columns here and other places regarding relationships and relationship advice focus on people in their early to mid 20s; jumping from relationship toRead More

Seeing as summer is about to arrive, I figured it would be a good idea to share instructions on how to tie ties for those special occasions coming up. Southern men usually lean towards pastel ties and tend to dress up more than Northern men. Having lived in both places, it’s interesting to see the differences between the two. Wherever you live, it’s a good idea to have options in ways to accessorize ties to further an outfit. People notice when you wear it a special way. Trust me. Below,Read More

-Iliza Shlesinger- Twitter: @Iliza Instagram: ilizas Known for: Being a kickass comedienne and winning NBC’s Last Comic Standing. -What’s better than a really hot girl? Duh, a really hot girl who’s also hilarious! Meet Iliza Shlesinger, winner of the sixth season of NBC’s Last Comic Standing. Not only is Iliza gorgeous – as you can see on her Instagram account – but this lady is hilarious. Frankly, I’d be hard-pressed to think of any girl I’d rather share a six-pack of Keystone Light with. Check out some pictures of Iliza below, andRead More

Your first day of work is a barrage of introductions to people that you will spend eight hours a day, five days a week with until you retire or leave. On your first day, here are the five people you will want to spend some extra time with, smile a little bigger with, and make a bigger impression upon. 1. The Janitor Ha ha, right? No. This is not a joke. The janitor is perhaps your most important new friend in the office. On your first day, your chaperone mightRead More

Every ambitious person knows what it’s like to have people dump on their dreams. Sometimes friends and acquaintances go right for the kill, lecturing you about how unrealistic your goals are. Other times they dump on you passively, faking interest with shit grins and responses like, “Fun!…” and, “Good luck with that…” Regardless of the method, being doubted—especially by friends and family members–sucks. Unfortunately, putting up with Debbie Downers is a part of life. You’ll always have to deal with people that take a little too much interest in yourRead More

This one goes out to the Class of 2014. Whether you’re graduating this weekend, next weekend, or in June (yeah, I went to UCSB, I know all too well the pains of the quarter system and its late graduation dates), whether you attended a private school with 2,000 people or a public school with 20,000, whether you majored in dance or biochemistry, this article is for you.   I’m not exactly a perpetual optimist. A few weeks ago, I wrote a piece about some of the harsh realities of post-gradRead More

Not a fan of chicks with ink? Well if these saucy lasses don’t change your mind, nothing will. Heads up: private browsing might be a good idea for any further, uh, research…  Christina Perri Songbird stunner. El Wood English glamour model with a fitting last name. Christy Mack Go Incognito on this one. Really. Lass Suicide A Scottish accent never sounded so good. Valerie “Lights” Poxleitner Mrs. Poxleitner makes shitty electropop. Luckily this Canuck doesn’t look nearly as awful as her music sounds. Just turn off the sound and you’reRead More

May 2014 is upon us. It marks 1 year from when the best four years of my life (so far) ended and I entered this thing people call “the real world.” I haven’t seen many of the people with whom I shared classes, horrible professors, drinks, and memories for almost 12 months now. And soon, the class of 2014 will join me in the world I have not yet completely learned to love. There are so many things I wish I would have known about the post-grad life, but it isRead More

This just in: rubbing one out no longer has to be a private (giggity) and shameful affair. Gone are the days of smashing the nearest pillow into your lap when your roommate, or God forbid, your mother, walks in while you are having a moment with yourself. No more awkwardly blushing and trying to change the subject while utterly failing to make it appear as though you aren’t a sicko that actually does it – although it is extremely rare that I meet a man that doesn’t enjoy talking aboutRead More

Madison Elaine Chertow is our CoverGirl for May 2014. Madison is an LA-based model and fashion editor for a magazine in Malibu, CA. This hottie comes from the sun-splashed California cliffs, and she’s the perfect fit for the month that will transition us into the glorious days of summer. Learn a little more about Madison below, and then, of course, we have some pictures you might be interested in! As always, unless you hate beautiful women, go follow Madison on Twitter and Instagram . It’s the right thing to do, and you’llRead More

-Caitlin Rice- Twitter: @CaitlinRiceFit Instagram: caitlinricefit Known for: Being a really hot fitness nut with a zillion Instagram followers. -Caitlin Rice might not be the most notable person we’ve featured in this space, but she might just have the best body of any lady to grace our #WCW feature. Caitlin is a gorgeous Canadian lady who hits the gym 1000x harder than you do. There’s something special about a girl with model-quality looks…who can still kick your ass. Caitlin is a fitness enthusiast who trains hard and will probably make youRead More

As a member of the millennial generation, I was raised with a certain unhindered access to the Internet. Along with the cat videos, dancing babies and as one of the few people who remember what a dial-up tone sounds like, I’ve also strayed into the NSFW depths of the web more than once.  Yes, I’ve consumed my fair share of hardcore pornography.  Ever since I was 12-years-old and knew how to use Google, my search history may have turned a few sniggering heads at the NSA.  You’d think that onceRead More

All your friends are getting married Bills Committed relationship (with your student loans) Debt Exploring and traveling Fading out of old friendships Grocery shopping for one Hangovers Interviews Juggling multiple part-time jobs with your fancy college degree Keeping in touch with friends that are worth it Learning how to pretend Morning-after pills New cities, new people One-night stands Pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner Quitting jobs that don’t deserve you Realizing how cool your family is Scheduling your own appointments Taxes Unemployment Villainous bosses Whiskey is the new vodka cranberryRead More

-Gigi Hadid- Twitter: @GiGiHadid Instagram: gigihadid Known for: Being a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, and being incredibly gorgeous in general. -Gigi Hadid is a blonde bombshell with just the right amount of exotic influence, making her a truly unique beauty in a world full of blonde ladies. This 19-year old hottie is the daughter of Mohamed Hadid, an extremely wealthy real estate developer, and Yolanda Foster, of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fame. While Gigi’s parents have since split, let’s all thank them for coming together to create something this beautiful. Here areRead More