Too Much of a Good Thing

Philip Seymour Hoffman overdosed on something that he loved, or at least couldn’t live without.  This is a list of things that I think I love enough (or at least, if introduced to, couldn’t go without) to overdose on.

Root Beer

You don’t need an ID to purchase it and it goes great with every meal… Root Beer truly is the swing-man of the beverage world.  What kid hasn’t pretended to get drunk off of IBC?  Now imagine drowning yourself in a pool of it.  Commence the salivating.

Just LOOK at that.

Sex

Though it was the unfortunate end of David Carradine (well, close enough), I think I could go out in a glorious blaze of humping and bodily fluids and not feel badly about it.  Plus when my soul exited my corpse and got to check out the scene below, it would be the ultimate in spank bank.

A good way to go.

Oreos

Try to eat just one.  Scientifically proven to be more addictive than heroin, cocaine, and alcohol combined.

Pimento Cheese (specifically Jalapeno Pimento Cheese from Whole Foods)

It will tear up your insides and feel like hot lava coming out, but it will feel so good going down your gullet. Worth it.

Dangerously cheesy.

Reese’s Pieces

If they’re good enough for E.T., they’re good enough to kill me.

ET is about to become dependent on Reese’s Pieces at the time of this photo.

Mountain Dew

Because I live such an extreme lifestyle there is only one drink extreme enough to keep up!

Overdo the dew.

Doritos

See: Oreos.

Having only one just ain’t gonna happen.

Weed

Not that I have ever touched the stuff.  Plus, now that it is legal where I live, it takes all of the fun out of it.  But I hear that it is pretty cool anyway.

Think everything pictured would be enough to OD on?

Heroin

Because I want to see what all of the fuss is about!  Philip Seymour Hoffman, Corey Monteith (the Glee kid), Sid Vicious, Dee Dee Ramone, Kurt Cobain (unless you believe the rumors), Peter Farndon, Lenny Bruce, Jim Morrison, Billi Hollidy, Jimi Hendrix, Hillel Slovak, Janis Joplin, and River Phoenix…to be amongst that elite group of stars!

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