Posted On May 9, 2014 By In Buzzworthy, Politics, The Scene

Monica Lewinsky is BACK!


After 10 long years of silence, Monica Lewinsky is BACK and discussing in Vanity Fair magazine how she deeply regrets her fling with President Clinton. She claims she was taken advantage of and preyed on. However, she does still stand by her original words that it was a consensual relationship.  Lewinsky says she will be focusing her life on helping victims of harassment and humiliation. Oh Monica. That’s great you want to help out others but I love that you’re playing the victim after all these years. You knew exactly what you were doing. However, due to rumors of Hillary Clinton running for president in 2016, Republicans are squealing like children about Lewinsky’s piece. They are fully backing Lewinsky in hopes to use her against Hillary. Republicans explain the affair is totally fair game to use as ammo.

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She’s back like Backstreet boys ya’ll


So, I find this all really entertaining. Do Republicans really think this political drama from 1998 will mess up Hillary’s chances of winning if she chooses to run? However, Hillary has some guns of her own against Lewinsky. I’m really excited to see how this all plays out as the 2016 election creeps closer. I really hope Hillary runs just so I can watch the drama unfold. It’s like “The Real Housewives of the White House” except Lewinsky is more of “The Real Maid of the White House” …but that’s besides the point.

Hillary is quoted as calling Lewinsky a, “narcissistic loony toon.”

1 point, Hillary.

Lewinsky responds, “If that’s the worst thing she’s said, I should be lucky…She may have faulted her husband for being inappropriate, but I find her impulse to blame the woman – not only me, but herself – troubling.”

Lewinsky: half a point for trying

My 2016 election predictions:


Then this.


And finally, someone will end up like this:

HURRY UP 2016!!


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