Sex Tag

My randomly-assigned roommate freshman year wasn’t bad.  The most annoying thing about her was her noisy love for video games and her intense love of cats.  (Also, she collected these weird naked baby figurines).  Besides that, she was just any old person.  The main reason why resentment started to grow between us is because we shared a space, a single room.  After 6 months, we fell into silence forever. Anyway, I’m a journaler.  I loved writing in my journals and I’m sure she saw me scribbling away numerous times intoRead More

Here is another one for you folks obsessed with the hookup culture. The word relationship has a definition in the dictionary, but it does not follow a specific mould in practice. Average relationships last three to five months, but is anyone taking into account the micro relationship? A one night stand is just that, a micro relationship. It is a much nicer way of putting what has become norm turned back taboo turned back norm and now I’m not even sure what it is. Within a matter of hours an entireRead More

-McKayla Maroney- Twitter: @McKaylaMaroney Instagram: mckaylamaroney Known for: Starring for the USA Women’s Gymnastics Team, notably winning one gold and one silver medal at the 2012 Summer Games.   -In the Summer Olympics of 2012, McKayla Maroney captured America’s hearts by winning one gold medal, and perhaps just as memorably, providing a facial expression that generated a thousand memes when she showed her displeasure at finishing second in a different event. But since the 2012 games, the then-16 year-old has grown up a bit, and turned from a precocious young gymnastRead More

1. White males are statistically wayyyyy more likely to be serial killers. Source.   2. If I go on a beach date with a white guy, I’ll have to stop my sea-frolicking every 30 minutes so he can put on sunscreen. Or worse, I’ll have to help him apply it on his back in those hard-to-reach places. I hate touching people’s backs.   3. My dad is white. I do not have daddy issues.   4. White guys listen to bands like Death Cab for Cutie and Panic! At theRead More

  -Skylar Diggins- Twitter: @SkyDigg4 Instagram: skydigg4 Known for: Ballin’ out for the WNBA’s Tulsa Shock, and previously for the Notre Dame ladies’ team.   -When I think of WNBA players, the word “sexy” isn’t one that usually comes to mind. Most WNBA players aren’t exactly the type of women that get heterosexual males like myself excited. Skylar Diggins is the exception – a gorgeous guard for the Tulsa Shock, Diggins is a hell of an athlete, and a pretty beautiful lady. Follow her on Instagram and Twitter for sure, butRead More

Kelly Jensen is our CoverGirl for August 2014. This hottie from Michigan loves summer days out on the lake, and wants to make sure you enjoy them while this Summer lasts. Learn a little bit more about Kelly below, and then, check out our exclusive photos! And as always, be sure to follow this hottie on Instagram and Twitter!   -Kelly Jensen- Height? 5’6 Weight? 125 lbs. Natural Hair Color?  Brunette. Measurements? 35-25-38 Single or Taken? Single.   How would you pick yourself up at a bar?  By not picking me up at a bar. I think its become too cliche, and most of the guys at the bar are theRead More

-Rajiv Dhall- Twitter: @jivdude Instagram: jivdude Vine: Rajiv Dhall Known most for: His amazing voice and irresistible smirk.   -Rajiv is an adorable hottie that first came to my attention when I saw him on Vine. Watch his little 6 second clips of him singing and you will fall in love. He is also the lead singer of a band called TwentyForSeven. I would let him serenade me all night; I mean, who can resist a dude with a guitar? Here’s a better look below, so enjoy!            Read More

First dates are like interviews. At least in my experience. Every halfway decent one I’ve ever been on is a volley of questions, as if both parties are reporters and the person across the table is his or her subject. Except instead of writing about them, both people are tasked with trying to decide whether this person has enough potential to be included in future plans – whether that is a second date, a night of wild sex, and/or everlasting love. But in my experience, these questions have been mostlyRead More

I don’t mind being naked.  And I’m a fairly decent dancer.  I’ve graduated from college and now I’m just waiting for the world to realize how great I am!  In the meantime, it seems I am pretty well-equipped for a certain career. The first thing I’ll need to do is expand my stripper heel collection.  Like, I might actually have to buy a pair.  Only I’d like to work in the kind of place that would encourage the Spice Girls style shoe, more of a platform tennis shoe.  I’m wonderingRead More

Let me start this off by saying not all “nice guys” are the same.  (Though, it’s kind of hard to say that due to the vomit induced by this article). Some are genuinely kind people with full, rich personalities who take responsibility for where they finish in life.  Others are two-dimensional assholes who believe their niceness gives them a certain right to women. There are two major conflicts I have with the offending article.  The first is the concept that nice guys deserve anything–as if just being polite entitles youRead More

Mondays are never fun, but man crush Monday is always the cure!   -Sterling Brim- Twitter: @SteeloBrim Instagram: SteeloBrim Known most for: Co-hosting on the MTV show Ridiculousness   -Sterling is from Chicago, IL and you have probably seen him as Rob Dydrek’s right hand man on the show Ridiculousness, where they play funny and embarrassing clips from the Internet. He’s got an adorable smile and has some swag to go along with it. He gets to hang out at the Fantasy Factory so his life must be pretty fun. Check outRead More

I’ve decided to do a social experiment to see how much I have changed in the past decade. I’m 26, so I selected some things that were part of my life at 16 and still are now. Then I analyzed how I view or react to doing them.   Getting a paycheck. 16: This is fucking awesome! $84 for stocking shelves and running a cash register! I knew this job would make me rich! I’m going to treat myself to some books, and then I’m going to give the restRead More

If you’re a dude, then premature ejaculation has probably been a problem for you at some point in your life. If it hasn’t been, bully for you, I guess, you triumphant and lucky bastard. I used to have mad premature ejaculation problems. (And I’m perpetually looking over my shoulder, for fear that my three-pump-dump tendencies will return with a vengeance.) There were times in my high school and early college days when I would occasionally avoid sexual encounters with women because I was so frightened of completely embarrassing myself. ThisRead More

Jules Marie is our CoverGirl for July 2014. Other than the obvious connection with her name, we thought this beach babe from California would be the perfect blonde beauty for summer’s favorite month – July! With our BRAND NEW Writtalin T-Shirts and Panties (Which you can buy here!), our photographer friend Les Morales (who you should follow on Instagram and Facebook), a gorgeous day in Huntington Beach, and a beautiful lady, we had the perfect recipe for a memorable miss July! So, learn a little bit more about Jules below,Read More

-Lucy Mecklenburgh- Twitter: @lucy_meck Instagram: lucymecklenburgh Known for: Starring in British TV show The Only Way is Essex; running an online fashion boutique. -Lucy Mecklenburgh is one busy lady. Having been a recurring character (as herself) on a British TV series from 2010-2013, Lucy now spends her time heading up a fashion boutique and running a fitness program. As if that weren’t enough, Lucy also does her share of modeling, and as far as I can tell, she spends a solid amount of time each day being absolutely gorgeous. The proof isRead More