I’m not in the mood to write a big introduction, so too bad. #NoIntroZone (#TheyKnoooowBetter) 1. You rely on the sheer size of the internet to shield you from attention, kind of like how the last place anyone would notice you would be in a huge throng of people. Actually, it’s exactly like that. It’s paradoxical, but it works…except for when it doesn’t. 2. When it doesn’t work, you’re like, “Damn, how’d they find me?” But I mean, the answer is pretty fucking obvious. They found you in the sameRead More

Youtube is full of shameless self-promotion and senseless publicity for things nobody should care about. Of the hundreds of thousands of videos posted every hour, most go unnoticed and warrant little reason to get noticed. This is why I got together with two good friends and tried to do something meaningful, especially given current events.   1 Year Ago During a rehearsal for an open mic show, I stumbled upon a chord progression that I really liked. My mind immediately began racing to find lyrics. My bro Sean assisted, knowingRead More

Atelier Versace Spring/Summer 2015 Collection Runway Show: Atelier Versace showcases stunning dresses with contemporary style cutouts that border on revealing. The strategically placed curvatures amplify the sensuality of the female form. However, they leave just enough to the imagination to be considered sexy. The asymmetric lines of the dresses are intricately woven to create complex patterns with a very modern feel. It is almost as if the female human body is a canvas for contemporary art. They are flattering in bold red, royal blue, stark white, black, and nude fabrics. SheRead More

-Brooklyn Decker- Twitter: @BrooklynDecker Instagram: brooklynddecker Known for: Being a supermodel and actress, gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue in 2010. -Brooklyn Decker is an obvious choice for a WCW, but that doesn’t make this hottie any less deserving. An internationally-renowned supermodel, Brooklyn has graced every major magazine that men would ever read. Brooklyn has appeared in several SI Swimsuit Editions, making the cover of the 2010 issue. Additionally, she has appeared in movies such as Just Go with It and What to Expect when You’re Expecting. While Brooklyn is married toRead More

I’ve never been on the hunt for a wife, but I have a feeling Chris Soules is going about this in all the wrong ways. Like maybe going on a reality t.v. show and making out with over twenty girls is not the fast track to finding the perfect woman. Regardless of my disagreement with the road to matrimony Chris has chosen, he remains certain that his future wife is in the room.     This week’s surprise was that Chris’s three sisters got to choose the girl for theRead More

Record 24: Death Valley, Saturday, July 5th, 2014. Day. John Shane sits in a cowboy-cool diner in Death Valley. The sun hangs low in the sky. He knows this, because he can see the sky outside the window. The window has smudges on it. And like a rush, he remembers: this is a dream. This never happened. Nothing is real, except smudged windows and cowboy diners. “Why am I here?” John thought, in his head, where thoughts the coffee shop, the wooden booths and sawdust floor. Slow spinning ceiling fansRead More

I pulled back the drapes, my drapes, white and wilted. Fog lied ferociously across the glass. And lonely, little drops of condensation were flung about. Ignorant, because they weren’t alone, but part of a larger collection of one morning. I was intrigued that I could do that myself. It didn’t take the breath of two bodies: one slightly cigarette scented and the other certain. It didn’t take sex. It didn’t take a whole night’s sleep of spooning and swaying under shoved down sheets. Just me. In the middle of my bed. WithoutRead More

Best Overall Use of Color: Miss Trinidad & Tobago, Jevon King   Most Creative Design: Miss USA, Nia Sanchez   Best Representation of the Country’s Flag: Miss Singapore, Rathi Menon   Most Elegant Miss Brazil, Melissa Gurgel   Most Historically Accurate Miss India, Noyonita Lodh   Best Use of Headdress Miss Argentina, Valentina Ferrer   Sexiest Costume Miss Great Britain, Grace Levy   Most Avant-Garde Miss Canada, Chanel Beckeniehner   Best Monochromic Costume Miss Finland, Bea Toivonen   Best Dichromatic Costume Miss Bahamas, Tomii Culmer   Congratulations to Miss ColumbiaRead More

I have considered myself a feminist for an extremely long time now, and a very passionate one at that. As a Gender Studies major in university, a woman of colour, and a minority within a couple of essential aspects, I have found myself coming to the realization that it will take a hell of a lot of effort to change the world as it is today. To abolish misogyny, raise awareness, and bring women/minorities up to the level of the white capitalist supremacist heteropatriarchy are all far-fetched dreams of mine,Read More

As the economy teeters back from it’s near seven-year dance of riding on a single rail companies are once again starting to hire. And with so many eager participants to no longer be underemployed, HR departments are barely treading water above a deluge of applications. This perfect storm has given birth to the unhallowed beastie of employment-seeking, the kraken of job-getting: the group interview. In the wide and awkward world of acutely uncomfortable moments that is attaining employment, there is almost no greater circus of discomfort than the group interview. ARead More

-Tatiana Maslany- Twitter: @tatianamaslany Instagram: tatianamaslany Known for: Being an internationally acclaimed actress, starring (as damn near every character) in BBC drama Orphan Black. -Tatiana Maslany is a Canadian actress who proves that Canada is made up of a lot more than just moose and hockey. This gorgeous brunette has won several awards throughout her acting career, but no role has been more impressive than her role as Sarah Manning (and her various clones) in the critically acclaimed series Orphan Black – which you should be watching if you’re not already. Oh yeah, andRead More

This season, the Western Conference has been as competitive as ever. Every single night a win or a loss could raise or drop you 2 or 3 spots in the standings. The West is hell, and there are eight or nine teams who have a legitimate case to come to represent it in June. The Dallas Mavericks currently sit in 5th place in the West, but are only 2 games out of 2nd and 4 1/2 out of 8th place. 42 games in the season they are 29-13, but they stillRead More