Manzone Tag

This just in: rubbing one out no longer has to be a private (giggity) and shameful affair. Gone are the days of smashing the nearest pillow into your lap when your roommate, or God forbid, your mother, walks in while you are having a moment with yourself. No more awkwardly blushing and trying to change the subject while utterly failing to make it appear as though you aren’t a sicko that actually does it – although it is extremely rare that I meet a man that doesn’t enjoy talking aboutRead More

Madison Elaine Chertow is our CoverGirl for May 2014. Madison is an LA-based model and fashion editor for a magazine in Malibu, CA. This hottie comes from the sun-splashed California cliffs, and she’s the perfect fit for the month that will transition us into the glorious days of summer. Learn a little more about Madison below, and then, of course, we have some pictures you might be interested in! As always, unless you hate beautiful women, go follow Madison on Twitter and Instagram . It’s the right thing to do, and you’llRead More

-Caitlin Rice- Twitter: @CaitlinRiceFit Instagram: caitlinricefit Known for: Being a really hot fitness nut with a zillion Instagram followers. -Caitlin Rice might not be the most notable person we’ve featured in this space, but she might just have the best body of any lady to grace our #WCW feature. Caitlin is a gorgeous Canadian lady who hits the gym 1000x harder than you do. There’s something special about a girl with model-quality looks…who can still kick your ass. Caitlin is a fitness enthusiast who trains hard and will probably make youRead More

As a member of the millennial generation, I was raised with a certain unhindered access to the Internet. Along with the cat videos, dancing babies and as one of the few people who remember what a dial-up tone sounds like, I’ve also strayed into the NSFW depths of the web more than once.  Yes, I’ve consumed my fair share of hardcore pornography.  Ever since I was 12-years-old and knew how to use Google, my search history may have turned a few sniggering heads at the NSA.  You’d think that onceRead More

All your friends are getting married Bills Committed relationship (with your student loans) Debt Exploring and traveling Fading out of old friendships Grocery shopping for one Hangovers Interviews Juggling multiple part-time jobs with your fancy college degree Keeping in touch with friends that are worth it Learning how to pretend Morning-after pills New cities, new people One-night stands Pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner Quitting jobs that don’t deserve you Realizing how cool your family is Scheduling your own appointments Taxes Unemployment Villainous bosses Whiskey is the new vodka cranberryRead More

Guess what? It’s almost May and as of May 1st, we are 42 days away from the greatest sports spectacle in the world, the FIFA World Cup. I understand that soccer may not be everyone’s cup of tea here in the United States but it is undeniably the most popular sport in the world, viewed and played in more countries than any other. It is also my favorite sport. Recently, even in the US, the successes of the Men’s and Women’s National teams have taken the sport’s popularity to aRead More

-Gigi Hadid- Twitter: @GiGiHadid Instagram: gigihadid Known for: Being a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, and being incredibly gorgeous in general. -Gigi Hadid is a blonde bombshell with just the right amount of exotic influence, making her a truly unique beauty in a world full of blonde ladies. This 19-year old hottie is the daughter of Mohamed Hadid, an extremely wealthy real estate developer, and Yolanda Foster, of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fame. While Gigi’s parents have since split, let’s all thank them for coming together to create something this beautiful. Here areRead More

It’s been a rough two years, boys and girls. You see, I finally found out that these girls I loved didn’t love me back, after all. It was a slow, painful realization that the objects of my affection wanted to commit themselves to other men instead of me. Tragic. Yup, in the last two trips ’round the sun, I had to face facts and realize that I would never marry Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley, or Mila Kunis. It was brutal. First, Natalie – the epitome of class and poise –Read More

The caps and gowns have come in, but those of us in the Class of 2014 that are still slightly in denial about the end of our college careers have kept them safely stowed in the back of the closet. As May approaches, the number of awkward small talk and networking conversations has increased exponentially, and every mention of post-grad plans has us reaching for another glass of wine and scoop of guacamole. Whether you’re an underclassmen, a mentor, or a well-meaning family member, here are the Questions College SeniorsRead More

“Hey, alright! I finally feel like a man!” “But, oh my god, you look sooo dirty!” Regardless of your personal feelings on the situation, facial hair is here to stay – at least for a couple months until perms claw their way back to the top. It’s gonna happen. The facial hair transplant business is a-boomin’, too. Yeah, you read that right. In case you have not heard, follicly-impaired men across the country are now shelling out anywhere from $5,000 to $15,000 to graft from their scalps to their facesRead More

-Sierra Blair-Coyle- Instagram: sierrablaircoyl Website: sierrabc.com Twitter: @sierrablaircoyl Known for: Dominating rock walls while staying sexy. I recently discovered Sierra via work and I totally have a woman crush. Sierra competes professional on the US Bouldering Team and is a two-time National Champion. The girl can CLIMB. Abs for days and killer guns, how could you not love her? If everything goes well, the sport of rock climbing will be voted into the 2020 Olympics and you bet Sierra will be competing. Keep an eye out for this up andRead More

It’s April, and you know what that means: Spring is in the air, the days are getting longer, and around the country, thousands upon thousands of undergraduates are either crapping their pants or crying into so many Keystone Lights. Why, you ask? Because in a month’s time, the Class of 2014 will be the Graduating Class of 2014. Yikes. No more college, no more parental support, and no more irresponsibility. All that’s left is the cold, hard real world and its jobs, rent, and worst of all, maturity. Gross. So forRead More

If the rise of superhero movies has taught us anything lately, it’s that audiences still crave stories about lone heroes taking on a world of injustice (seriously, to the tune of $95 million for the second weekend of Captain America: The Winter Soldier). Spider Man, Batman, The Man of Steel, heck, even movies like Divergent, 300, and The Hunger Games all prove it; people are obsessed with stories about someone with powerful, unique inner potential. Has anyone ever watched Bond, James Bond, kicking ass and taking names while looking slickRead More

It’s every man’s dream to one day climb to the greatest status that exists in all of human kind, the world, the galaxy, the universe, the whole enchilada…to be a “Slob.”  Yes, being a “Slob” takes years of dedication and persistence. The goal of every young boy is to watch “Girls” on HBO in his underwear as the dog eats the taco you left in the couch last Thursday when you “wake-and-baked” at 6am, only to forget the taco, miss class, miss work, and ask the postwoman, Shirley – who’sRead More

-Lili Simmons- Twitter: @Liliflower33 Instagram: liliflower33 Known for: Starring in Banshee on Cinemax; being a sexy seductress in HBO’s True Detective. -Okay, so I recently binged the whole first season of HBO’s incredible series, True Detective, and let me say – the show’s sexy women are worth the price of admission, even if you don’t like the show itself (which is impossible, the entire series is AMAZING). So, all week long I’ve been debating which gorgeous girl from True Detective to feature here: Alexandra Daddario, Lili Simmons, or the wild card, Erin Moriarty.Read More