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College is a time for experimentation and expansion of horizons. Some students take a more, um, licentious route than others. Nearly everyone loses some kind of interpersonal or sexual inhibitions when they are on their own for the first time, and a lot of people end up with one-time sexual encounters with strangers, no strings attached. It’s almost like a game. Cursory Eye-contact with a stranger in the PIKE basement turns into a 4 AM Stride of Pride back home faster than you can say hook up culture. However, I’mRead More

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this listicle are those of one dieter and do not reflect the opinions or official position of all dieters. To those who enjoy almond butter and hot yoga, I salute you. You will run into someone you know at the gym and they will see you sweat through every inch of your A Day to Remember tank top or cut-out summer camp tee from 2006. Be it an old classmate, a neighbor, a representative to a councilman you work with on the daily. Not even 8 a.m. is safe. Actually, 8 a.m. is theRead More

The other day at my nerdy retail job, I was once again reminded that I don’t get paid enough when a middle-aged stranger (as he was purchasing Playboy and a bar of Godiva chocolate) licked his lips and said, “You should call me.  I could look into those big, beautiful eyes all night.  Are you Persian?”  Good lord. It’s no secret that my workplace breeds the occasional overly-flirtatious man.  Perhaps it’s some sort of power-trip that guys need to ride in order to feel masculine, or maybe it’s because we sell TheRead More

I asked for the moon and you came back with the galaxy. When one boy said he didn’t love me anymore, you said you would never stop. You taught me that donuts are the only way to start a Saturday morning (or any morning) and that cigars can be smoked in times of celebration or sorrow. And when Mommy parted this world too soon, you stepped in to take over as Mr. Mom. I view the world with hope in my eyes and faith in my heart because of you,Read More

Miss USA has come and gone, and the internet remains full of criticism and confusion about the world of pageantry. It’s forever tainted by Honey Boo Boo and Miss Teen South Carolina ’07. Women either love it or they hate it. Men either love it or they. . .love it. Most people don’t understand what draws women to compete. And I’m just over here eating ice cream and looking back on my glory days. No matter how you feel about the pageants, I promise they’ve got a lot to offer–MoreRead More

Now, before I make a complete ass out of myself, I’d like to take the time to apologize for what I’ve just written.  After too many beers and far too little common sense, my watching of the Miss America Pageant became much more than a planned Sunday of inactivity. With stupidity at an all time high, I felt the need to support the feminist movement in the wake of the controversy surrounding the newly crowned Miss America which was probably the dumbest thing I could have done. Nevertheless, I amRead More

Lorry Plasterer is our CoverGirl for June 2014. Lorry is Midwestern beauty, hailing from Indiana, who is now taking up residence in the modeling Mecca of Los Angeles. Lorry has been featured in Flux Pavilion and Childish Gambino’s “Do or Die” video, Sean Kingston, Chris Brown,  and Cher Lloyd’s “Rum and RayBans” video and the Samsung All Share commercial, amongst other video spots. She has also been named one of theChive’s “Chivettes of the Week,” and if you’re in the LA-area, you can see ALL of Lorry on a billboard Read More

Last time we met, I opened up this dialogue about never being in a relationship, how it’s a stigma, and why I am in this particular position. Today, I’d like to discuss a relationship phenomenon that is HUGE in our generation, and the bane of “unicorns” (late teens or twenty-something’s who have never been a relationship) everywhere: the friend zone.   I’ve been there. You’ve been there. We’ve all been there. And it sucks. If you don’t know what I’m referring to, you should check your back for loose wiring,Read More

Recently, I was going through some less-than-Beyonce-fabulous feels. I felt jealousy towards certain individuals, low self-confidence, contempt for my outward appearance, and had a desire to disappear. In that moment, I felt poignantly alone. Naturally, I wanted to articulate these sentiments by singing some passionate musical theatre song alone in my bedroom (I promise I have friends, guys.) As I was scrolling through my 370-track-long Broadway playlist on Spotify (again, I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER’S GRAVE that I have friends), I realized that there were zero songs about simply feelingRead More

-Melanie Iglesias- Twitter: @MelanieIglesias Instagram: melanieiglesias Known for: Being unreasonably gorgeous; appearing on MTV’s Girl Code and Guy Code. -If you can find a hotter lady than New York native Melanie Iglesias, please let us know, because it might just be impossible. After getting her start as a model (no surprise there), Melanie has expanded into a recurring role on MTV’s hit Girl Code and Guy Code series…because who doesn’t love getting advice from a beautiful woman? If you’re not already following Melanie on Instagram and Twitter, you’re probably in the minorityRead More

“You look tired.” “No, I just don’t have any make up on.” Never tell a woman she looks tired, because not only is she always tired, but 9 out of 10 times she probably doesn’t have all of her make-up on. This is what she normally looks like and now you’re making her feel bad about it. Men never have to look tired. They never have to explain why they look tired. They never have to answer the question, “Are you tired? You look tired.” Unless of course they areRead More

  -Trent Shelton- Instagram: trentshelton Twitter: @TrentShelton Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LikeTrentShelton Website: http://trentshelton.com/ My crush for this Monday is a gentleman named Trent Shelton, and he’s a pretty fantastic human being. I came across this handsome man thanks to my best friend introducing one of his attitude changing videos, which he makes on his Facebook page. He has a project he started called “Rehab Time” which he uses to help people, whether in moving on from past relationships, or just even beginning on loving yourself. One thing of the things he does isRead More

The tennis clay court season is in full swing (silly puns), and the tennis tour has landed in Madrid this week for the Madrid Open. Sure, some say it’s just another tournament. But those of us who follow the sport know better. The Madrid Open is a revolutionary event where things are done a bit differently than your average tourney, thanks in part to this man: Ion Tiriac Ion Tiriac is financially wealthy, but he also has a wealth of ideas when it comes to shaking things up at theRead More

Madison Elaine Chertow is our CoverGirl for May 2014. Madison is an LA-based model and fashion editor for a magazine in Malibu, CA. This hottie comes from the sun-splashed California cliffs, and she’s the perfect fit for the month that will transition us into the glorious days of summer. Learn a little more about Madison below, and then, of course, we have some pictures you might be interested in! As always, unless you hate beautiful women, go follow Madison on Twitter and Instagram . It’s the right thing to do, and you’llRead More

This could take a while. For starters, I’m pieced together by chocolate and sappy love songs, but you’re going to appreciate the choice you made. Ever since I knew what the opposite sex was and what it entailed, I have been attracted to every species of male. I won’t lie to you, I am a flirt. My personality is bubbly and I am always smiling. When you see me talking to some other guy, don’t get nervous. I am with you for a reason. If I wanted him, I wouldRead More