The Scene Tag

Last week, I was in Las Vegas. I was in Las Vegas for five nights too long…and by that, I mean I was in Las Vegas for five nights. As a problem gambler and a party-loving idiot, being in Vegas at all was probably a terrible choice. But during my time in Vegas, I learned a few valuable lessons which I would like to impart onto the rest of you.   Bribery ALWAYS Works Going to Vegas with a group of five dudes and one girl, our odds for gettingRead More

Oh you want this box lid… whatever.     This box isn’t cool any more… I’m out.      I’m not a bed hog… I just like my space     Binge watching Netflix is perfectly normal     Umm… No.     Deal with it.     Talk to the hand.     That one that cat that just won’t stop talking…     I said back off…     You can’t sit with us! Read More

She is always excited – OMG!     Always has a witty come back     She can give you words of encouragement     She appreciates carbs as much as you do     When you aren’t sure if you should go to Vegas… She reminds you what is important.     She will love watching reality TV just as much as you doRead More

I come across more and more articles everyday about Generation Y as if we’re some kind of plague suffocating innocent civilians with our overinflated egos – thanks a lot mom and dad. The nerve of those parents for giving us encouragement, praise, and positive reinforcement!      Shout out to all the haters behind the countless articles berating Gen Y (someone’s parents didn’t love them enough). But hey, much like us Gen Y-ers, you’re entitled to your own opinion. And while I can’t say I totally disagree with many ofRead More

Joan Rivers was known as crass, witty, and completely unfiltered. At the age of 81, she was still making people laugh and saying everything that no one else had the balls to say. She was an outspoken woman in a man’s world. One of the original divas to grace society with her presence, and in my humble opinion, someone who had a few more good years left in her. If you were as shocked as me with her sudden passing, I looked to her memorable pieces of work and influentialRead More

The internet is full of gems, both hidden and exposed. Thanks to YouTube we are constantly being exposed to all kinds of nonsense- I really, really love nonsense. Let’s countdown my favorite YouTube Videos of all time. 5. Zombie Kid Likes Turtles Everyone knows zombie kid likes turtles. I love zombie kid, and I, too, love turtles. 4. Scarlet Takes a Tumble Scarlet is totally working it- singing her heart out, showing off her rocking kicks, beaming over the fact that she managed to get onto the table in thoseRead More

When you are waiting for Dominos to be delivered                     Wait… did you say you ordered pizza?!                   When you realize — Holy shit! Is that a spider?!                    When you are at your desk all day and someone asks if you want to grab Starbucks                   When you have to use the restroom and there is aRead More

On September 4th, 2014 at 1:17 pm EST, a comic legend died.  Joan Rivers was 81 when she peacefully passed away from throat surgery complications.  Just a few nights prior, she was doing stand-up for fans at a Q&A event.  Until the day she died, she flew from NYC to LA every week, hosting the popular E! show, Fashion Police.  She coined the widely popular phrase, “Who are you wearing?”  and was unforgettably influential in the entertainment industry.  Joan Rivers was incredibly unique from the inside out.  Love her or hate her,Read More

So I get a lot of junk email from every store that I’ve ever shopped at. Even if I don’t give them my email they somehow find it. It’s definitely some sort of witch craft. But today I received an interesting email from CVS pharmacy. They will no longer be selling tobacco products in their stores. DUN DUN DUN. They’ve even started a #onegoodreason campaign for people to share their success stories in quitting smoking, why they’ve stopped and how to find help quitting. You know, I think this wouldRead More

  She will always help set the tone for the Pre-game.                       She can out drink anyone under the table, over the table, on the table – whatever.     She always comes to parties prepared…     She handles hostile situations with class and a with martini in hand     She understands the importance of drinking     She always has the best dance moves     Now – Good day!       … Yes…      Read More

Despite her recent nip slip, J. Law is probably the realest actress to step into Hollywood within the past few decades. Not just because she knows how to handle a topple at the Oscars, but because she set a realistic role model for women of all ages. I’ll fully admit that I absolutely love this girl. She’s got wit for days, she knows how to laugh at herself, and she can throw the f-bomb without it seeming too vulgar. So in honor of newly leaked confidence, here are some Lawrence quotesRead More

This past week, Uber expanded it’s taxi-like services to 22 college towns. If you’re unfamiliar with Uber, it’s a ridesharing service powered by smartphone apps: users use the app to find a driver, drivers use the app to find riders, and everything is done via card (which is great for those college students whose parents pay for everything). I was initially very surprised by the list of the 22 college’s that will now get to experience UberX. Several of them are in small towns or campuses that I don’t think ofRead More

For someone who wants to be famous, I would say to aspire to be like these people. For those who just need some guidance, take their good actions and kind words as an initiative for you to be a better person. I am a pop culture fanatic and these 5 people have all shaped the way I look at things; whether its media, fashion, life, or love, they’ve all done something.     1. Matthew McConaughey This hunk of a man is great for various reasons. One is that he lovesRead More

Haven’t you guys heard!? Nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence leaked yesterday! And while this development certainly hurts her wifeability ratings (which I’ve previously discussed), such happenings bring excitement and happiness to men worldwide. God bless you, J-Law. So, relatedly, I’ve been thinking about which celebrities I still would really like to see naked – celebrities who haven’t provided us with nude scenes OR leaked photos (how selfish). Here’s what I came up with:     #10: Sarah Palin …Hate her as a politician, don’t like her as a human being. ButRead More

Sometimes we get caught up worrying about the little things. We worry about the bills getting paid, our appearances, what others think of us, North Korea. I’m here to tell you that you shouldn’t sweat the small stuff. Here are some things that you should actually be worrying about.   Aliens Odds are, they’re out there. Think about it. And if they are out there it’s only a matter of time before they come after us. I highly doubt humans are properly equipped to battle Extraterrestrials. Like, hello? Have you watchedRead More